The war on drugs

In anticipation of this years St. Patrick's day, I will post my greenest and dankest blog to date. 

 

Yes, I am writing about Mary Juana  :)

     The war against drugs is completely unconstitutional.

     I'm not going to argue with anybody's personal beliefs or feelings on the issue because they are simply subjective and out of the subject.

     The constitution of the United States clearly states our rights as citizens. 

     To completely understand this issue you must dig deep inside and realize that most things around you are drugs. Sugar, caffeine, and aspirin are all drugs. They affect your ability to exist and coerce new sensations. Let's not forget that DRUG companies are some of the most profitable corporations in America.

     Wait, hold on. There are DRUG companies in the States?

     Yes there are Billy Bob. In fact most of the health-care debate you hear about concerns the amount of corruption and greed entwined into our pharmaceutical system.

     I bet you've seen the hundreds of commercials selling anti-depressants, sleep aides, or birth control pills. Listening closely to the ending of their ads is kind of disturbing.

        

  -"side effects include nausea, vomiting, thoughts of suicide, birth defects, increased heart rate, etc.''

     So, it's okay to take this drug even though it may put suicidal thoughts in my head, but it is strictly prohibited to ingest marijuana.

     Haha do you see what I mean now?! 

     Hell, alcohol is a deadlier and more addicting drug than weed. Those who still demonize the plant are as ignorant as the pricks in office who demand such reprimand. 

     But, we're likely years away from legalization so until then, smoke it up, and throw your middle finger at the DEA. They don't work for you. They work to control and destroy your god-given right to smoke whatever the fack you want.

    Ugh, son.

    Alright, what do ya'll think?